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...day after day you want.

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A store that one might...

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l hate television. lt gives me headaches.

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You know, there's so many magnetic waves
traveling in the airspace

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because of TV and television,

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we're losing ten times as many
brain cells as we're supposed to.

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Please!

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"The cow says blank." Three letters.

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Dude!

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"Dude." l don't know.

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Magnetic waves, brain cells.

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l don't understand the connection
between all that stuff.

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You know what else l heard?

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Magnetic waves shrink silicone molecules.

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Oh, my God! Turn it off!

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-lt's not working!
-lt's backwards!

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-What do we do?
-l don't know!

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Oh, God!

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Thank God. l can't afford to get any smaller.

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Come on. You're beautiful.

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l wish l had your legs.

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l wish l had your butt.

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-l wish l had your...
-Shaved pussy?

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Nobody's getting Snowball.

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Okay. That thing's kind of scary, anyway.

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-l know something even scarier.
-What?

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Have you heard about this videotape?

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The one where they do it on the boat?

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And then in the car?
And then in the bathtub?

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And he's, like, "Hey, baby, l love you."
And she's, like, "Where are we?"

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-And did you see the...
-No. Not that tape.

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The one with all the scary images.

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You know, after you watch the tape,
the phone rings,

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and this really scary voice comes on
and says you're gonna die in, like...

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Seven days.
Yeah, l saw that one with Josh last weekend.

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You were with Josh last weekend?
Oh, my God!

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My God!

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Oh, yes, l was.

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You ho!

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You know it!

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-This is really weird.
-Yeah.

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Big house, only one phone.

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Hello?

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I'm coming for you, my precious.

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-Hi, Mom.
-Hi, precious. Having fun?

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Ask her which bathroom
has a detachable showerhead.

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Anyway, we're just about to go to bed.

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No. Not like that.

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Well, l guess a woman
would know how to touch a...

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Hello?

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Katie?

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Are you okay?

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God!

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Tom, did you hear...

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The dogs are acting strange.

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Sue!

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What are you doing out here?
We were worried sick.

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What's wrong?

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l wonder what they're trying to tell us.

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And now, Washington, D.C.'s
Ieading morning news program,

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the Morning News.

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Good morning. I'm Ross Giggins.

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For our top story,
we turn now to Cindy Campbell.

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Thank you, Ross.

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There's a deveIoping story
in MiddIeburg at this hour.

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A mysterious crop circIe appeared
in IocaI farmer, Tom Logan's cornfieId.

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EIaborate prank
or extraterrestriaI phenomenon?

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We'II update you
as soon as we have any further information,

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but, either way, it's cIear something strange
is happening in that smaII town. Ross?

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I'm sorry, I wasn't Iistening.

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Coming up, more news after this.

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-Cindy, you got a second?
-Sure.

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l want you to take a look at this
for that big strip-club exposé.

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But l'd rather stick with the crop circle story.

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Come on.
You know those things are just a hoax.

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No, l'm telling you,
l sense something about that cornfield.

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Call it women's intuition or ESPN or both,
but l can tell when danger's near. l just...

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-My eyes!
-Cindy, it's sweeps month.

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Ratings mean everything.

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People want human-interest stories,
like the one you did yesterday.

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The report on breast augmentation?

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lt was just ten minutes of topless women.

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l mean, come on.

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-Wow!
-Why are these so interesting?

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For God's sake!

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People don't care about this.

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They want hard-hitting stories
and in-depth coverage and... And...

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And twins!

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You think it was the Kreisel boys
who cut that stuff into your corn?

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All l know is my crops are gone.

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The bank's gonna foreclose
if l can't pay the rent.

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l got 60 days to come up with $1 .50.

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l'm sorry.
The last thing you needed was more...

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...hardship in your life.

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Especially after what happened to your...

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Sheriff, l don't need your sympathy.

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l didn't mean to upset you, Father.

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Please. l'm not a minister anymore.

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l lost my faith that terrible night.

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Your faith will return,
just as sure as the sun will rise.

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Sounds like a long shot.

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Look, there's always an explanation
for all this so-called phenomenon.

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Maybe you're right.

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lt was probably just the Kreisels.

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And when l get through with them,

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l doubt you'll be seeing anything strange
on this farm for a long time.

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You'll see.

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You all right, Tom? Get some rest.

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George!

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l need you back here tomorrow night
after you pick up Sue.

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That tractor needs fixing.

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Sorry, dawg. l can't help you.
l have to get ready for my show.

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Not that stupid hip-hop stuff again.

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Damn it, George, when are you gonna
do something with your life?

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-l got a dream!
-What is your dream?

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To have a dream.

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George, all you've done
is chase adolescent fantasies.

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"l wanna be an astronaut, a cowboy,
gynecologist to the stars."

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And now, this stupid hip-hop thing.

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For your information,
this hip-hop thing is gonna get me paid.

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l'm gonna win that rap battle
tomorrow night.

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Rap battle? For God's sakes.

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You just hate me 'cause l'm black.

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You don't have any faith in me.

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You don't have any faith
in anything anymore.

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So why don't you just worry about you,
and l'll worry about...

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Cody.

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You're late again, Aunt Cindy.

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l'm sorry. l was stuck in traffic.

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-Cindy!
-Brenda, hi!

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lt's great to see you!

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-lt's been so long.
-Too long.

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l've been working so hard.

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You know, l've had to spend
more and more time at the station.

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The news just keeps coming in.

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What was the assignment?

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Draw your family and friends.

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So, anyone new in your life, Cindy?

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Well, you know,
l just haven't found the right guy.

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l'm looking for something more
than just good sex.

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l know, you want commitment.

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No, l want great sex.
And when l meet that guy...

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That's what l'm talking about!

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You want a guy
that's gonna hit that thing hard, like...

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And then flip you over
and come at you from the other side.

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D-O-double-G.

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Did l say stop drawing?

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And then he'll look at you,
like he gonna cut you.

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Brenda, you're so romantic.

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l guess.

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Look, when l meet Mr. Right, l'll know.

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Uncle George!

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Hey, sweetie, come here!

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How are you?

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Go get your stuff, okay?

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l know you. You're Tom Logan's brother.

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-And you're that reporter, Cindy Campbell.
-Yeah.

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You did the story on our cop cycles.

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Crop circles.

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Right.

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So, you're here to pick up your...

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Nephew. Cody.

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You don't dress like a farmer.

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My brother's the farmer.

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l'm the rapper.

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For real. And here's the 6-1 -1 on that.

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That's phone repair. You mean 4-1 -1 .

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Right.

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So, l'll be doing the rap battle
at the 23 Club tomorrow night.

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l don't believe this shit.

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Word. You two should come down!

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l be rappin', l be cappin',
l be tappin', l be flappin',

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l be happening. Ding, bing, wing. Yo!

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-Sounds good.
-Would, could, should, 'hood.

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Gug, mug, dug, bug.

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lf we say we'll come,
will you shut your ass up?

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Okay, then. Fresh.
l'll see you guys tomorrow night.

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-Okay. Bye.
-Peace out.

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Now, who the fuck did that?

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Honey, what is it?
Are you having one of your visions?

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There's a girl with black hair.

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She wants to kill you.

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Your period starts in three, two, one.

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What else? Cody, what else do you see?

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l see a little boy and a grown woman,
but no father.

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-Cody.
-l see you kneeling in dog shit.

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What?

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Oh, for God's sake.

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Cody, don't you understand?

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As long as we have each other,
that's all we need.

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Cody, l know things have been tough
for you since your mom died.

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God, l've been so selfish.
Always putting my career first.

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From now on,
l'm gonna be thinking about you 24...

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Damn!

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Wait, Cindy!

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Honey, l'm gonna be leaving soon, so...

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Do you know who she is?

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No,

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but sometimes she talks to me.

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She's coming tonight.

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-Father Muldoon!
-Cindy.

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l'm so grateful you could come.
l've called all over for babysitters.

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l don't mind filling in now and then.

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Where is little Cody?

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l don't know.
He must be back in his room, playing.

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Anyway, make sure
Cody washes everywhere.

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Also, he has a little rash on his behind.

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Could you rub this lotion
on his little bottom?

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Just apply it liberally.

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Thank you, Father. Good night.

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Cody.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's getting thick up in here.

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Hey, Iook,
before we get on with the battIes tonight,

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I got a coupIe announcements to make.

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I know y'aII are gonna wanna bust a cap
in the air for your favorite rapper,

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but if you couId pIease hoId on
to your gunfire untiI the end of the show.

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Now, Iook, Iet's just put the safeties on.

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It's on the Ieft side of the gun
above the trigger guard.

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WiII somebody get his ass out of here?
Get his ass up out of here!

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AII right. DJ, spin that shit!

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-My bad.
-Mother...

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Brenda, is something wrong?
You look scared.

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l don't know.
All that stuff you was saying on TV,

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l just got a weird feeling
something bad is heading my way,

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like when you see an Asian person
behind the wheel of a car.

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Cindy, after the show,

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if l don't end up on all fours
with some anonymous guy,

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or drink an ass load of Cristal

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and have to sleep it off
in a dumpster behind the Sizzler,

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you think maybe you could come back
to my crib and hang out with me?

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l don't wanna be alone.

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Of course l will, Brenda.

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l love you!

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Pay my way, okay?

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Yo, yo, yo, George! What's up
with the man with the tightest rapping...

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-What's up, B? What's good?
-...on the streets, baby!

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-What's good with you, boy?
-Dude!

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-What's good, baby?
-Dude!

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Finally, the white man is gonna school
the black man on how to rap.

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-Yeah!
-Yeah, l guess.

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-Word.
-How many people are here, you think?

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Shit.

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l don't know, man.
1 00, 200 whitey-hating, chrome-packing,

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ready to bust a cap in any white boy's ass
who ain't bringing that shit.

247
00:17:40,976 --> 00:17:43,269
-Yeah. At least. Yeah.
-Word.

248
00:17:43,645 --> 00:17:45,605
What's wrong, George?

249
00:17:45,689 --> 00:17:48,066
You ever wonder when it's time
to stop living up here

250
00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:50,610
and start living down here?

251
00:17:50,694 --> 00:17:53,571
But what if we stop living over here
and move over there?

252
00:17:53,655 --> 00:17:55,907
Shit, my Aunt ShaNeequa
used to live over there, man,

253
00:17:55,991 --> 00:17:57,492
-but that bitch got evicted, though.
-Word?

254
00:17:57,576 --> 00:17:58,701
-Yeah, l'm dead serious.
-What for?

255
00:17:58,827 --> 00:18:00,953
-Mice.
-Mice? l thought she had rats.

256
00:18:01,038 --> 00:18:02,914
No, man. Rats are outside, mice are inside.

257
00:18:02,998 --> 00:18:05,041
Yo, but what if a mouse goes outside?
Does it become a rat?

258
00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:06,834
And if a rat is in the house, is it a mouse?

259
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,087
l ain't never seen no mouse outside.
That's what l'm saying.

260
00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:10,505
That's because it's a rat, fool!

261
00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:13,841
Damn. Yeah, you might've just made a fact
just now. That's some real shit!

262
00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:16,010
-Fellas, what are you guys talking about?
-That's hot!

263
00:18:16,303 --> 00:18:19,180
Yo, George, you need something?
'Cause l will do anything for you.

264
00:18:20,849 --> 00:18:21,849
Anything.

265
00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:26,896
Well, about those chrome-packing,
whitey-hating gangsters, perhaps...

266
00:18:27,022 --> 00:18:29,148
-What he need is a hype man.
-Word!

267
00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:30,900
Yeah, yeah, a-come on.

268
00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:32,318
You can be his Spliff Star.

269
00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:33,444
That's me, that's what l do.

270
00:18:33,570 --> 00:18:36,739
That's my job, baby. That's what l do!
You know...

271
00:18:39,034 --> 00:18:41,160
That's what l do.
When you a hype man, you take them hits.

272
00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:42,620
Now, let's get out there, man!

273
00:18:43,038 --> 00:18:44,872
Heads or taiI, pIayboy, what's it gonna be?

274
00:18:45,415 --> 00:18:47,208
You cannot escape your fate in the streets

275
00:18:47,668 --> 00:18:49,919
Okay, I count cash, you count sheep

276
00:18:50,003 --> 00:18:52,296
You better not sIeep on the beats, capisce

277
00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:55,758
AII right, aII right, aII right! That was hot!

278
00:18:55,884 --> 00:18:58,970
That's what I'm taIking about.
That was hot, right? Right?

279
00:18:59,054 --> 00:19:00,429
Yo, what do we think?

280
00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:05,560
l thought you were both absolutely dreadful.

281
00:19:06,687 --> 00:19:08,396
-Ghastly.
-What?

282
00:19:08,730 --> 00:19:10,731
l don't know what l'm doing here.

283
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:13,442
This club is totally pathetic.

284
00:19:22,911 --> 00:19:23,995
Everybody put your hands up.

285
00:19:24,079 --> 00:19:26,998
This is it. You ready, George?
lt's show time, baby.

286
00:19:27,082 --> 00:19:28,791
-Okay.
-l just want to let you know, man,

287
00:19:28,917 --> 00:19:32,086
that no matter what goes on
on that stage tonight,

288
00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:34,255
you'll always be in my heart.

289
00:19:34,464 --> 00:19:36,257
That's love. That's love right there.

290
00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:38,843
-l love you.
-That's what l'm talking about.

291
00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:43,347
-l love you, man. Can you feel it?
-That's what l'm talking about.

292
00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:46,517
-Hey, come here, y'all. Come here.
-Can you feel my love on your hip?

293
00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:48,102
-Can you feel it?
-l can't get around!

294
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,353
-Okay.
-Come on, dawg!

295
00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:51,898
-That's what l'm talking about.
-You go out there and you rip it tonight.

296
00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:54,609
All right, man?
Do your thing tonight, all right?

297
00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:56,694
-Okay, cool. All right.
-We shouldn't have to do that.

298
00:19:56,778 --> 00:19:58,696
-We love each other.
-l'm gonna go bring you on.

299
00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:00,156
Let's do it, baby. We hyped!

300
00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:05,161
Yeah, aII right, aII right.
Y'aII ready for the next throw down?

301
00:20:05,245 --> 00:20:08,372
To my Ieft, we have the reigning champion,

302
00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:10,583
haiIing from Fort Apache, the Bronx.

303
00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:11,876
BS 1-1-1 .

304
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:14,712
Some of y'all call him
"Jealous Ones Still Envy."

305
00:20:14,838 --> 00:20:17,548
Some of y'all call him the Don Cartagena!

306
00:20:17,841 --> 00:20:19,800
Some of y'all call him Joey Crack.

307
00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:24,805
-Stick 'em up!
-But tonight, Iet's give it up for Fat Joe!

308
00:20:27,017 --> 00:20:28,226
l gotta go against him?

309
00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:29,977
Give it up! Give it up!

310
00:20:30,145 --> 00:20:32,021
What, you think they're here to see Fat Joe?

311
00:20:32,105 --> 00:20:34,106
-Joe! Joe! Joe!
-Joe! Joe! Joe!

312
00:20:34,191 --> 00:20:36,317
No, man, they're saying, "Go! Go! Go!"

313
00:20:37,819 --> 00:20:38,986
Now our chaIIenger.

314
00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:45,159
He's a farmer rapper, so you know
he been kicking the shit aII day!

315
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:47,411
Let's give it up for my man, George!

316
00:20:47,996 --> 00:20:50,915
That's what l'm talking about! Yeah, yeah!
Come on, everybody!

317
00:20:50,999 --> 00:20:53,292
-That's right.
-Put your hands...

318
00:20:53,377 --> 00:20:55,503
That's right. Okay, Joey Crack.

319
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:58,881
You the reigning champion,
so you get to spit first.

320
00:20:59,007 --> 00:21:00,716
Yo, DJ, spin that shit!

321
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:04,887
These guys can't be serious right here.

322
00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:08,891
Standing Mini-Me, AKA
"I hope he ain't the one you fight with."

323
00:21:09,226 --> 00:21:12,103
Hey, yo, this nigga's mad corny
And he got no skiIIs

324
00:21:12,187 --> 00:21:14,605
'Cause he's all right
But he's not real

325
00:21:14,773 --> 00:21:17,149
I don't mean to hurt your feeIings
But you'II never get a deaI

326
00:21:17,234 --> 00:21:19,694
'Cause he's all right
But he's not real

327
00:21:19,778 --> 00:21:22,863
You're a needIe in the haystack
I'm the don, the city sIicker

328
00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:26,617
Forget cows and miIk your mom's
Her titties give ya that eIixir

329
00:21:26,702 --> 00:21:27,743
Thought he wasn't?

330
00:21:27,828 --> 00:21:30,204
Bet this nigga end up
Having kids with his cousin

331
00:21:30,747 --> 00:21:33,124
Half-retarded
My number-one fan be Iike

332
00:21:34,042 --> 00:21:35,751
That means Fat Joe's the man!

333
00:21:36,044 --> 00:21:37,878
You're a liar in denial

334
00:21:38,171 --> 00:21:40,673
KiII your ass quicker than I died in Empire

335
00:21:41,216 --> 00:21:42,883
How dare you want to joust with me?

336
00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:45,678
Looking like you dying of SARS
Or mad cow disease

337
00:21:45,887 --> 00:21:48,055
You fake D-rabbit out to battle me

338
00:21:48,515 --> 00:21:51,392
Eight miIes down the road
The farm's that-a-way

339
00:21:52,853 --> 00:21:54,228
Okay. No, no, wait a minute!

340
00:21:57,065 --> 00:22:00,526
AII right! AII right! That was hot!
That was tight, Fat Joe.

341
00:22:00,610 --> 00:22:05,573
Yo! Now, everybody,
give it up for my man, George!

342
00:22:05,657 --> 00:22:07,700
DJ, spin that shit!

343
00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:16,083
Bitch.

344
00:22:18,086 --> 00:22:20,212
Ho.

345
00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:32,016
Now everybody in the 2-0-2

346
00:22:32,267 --> 00:22:34,769
Throw your hands in the air
'Cause Fat Joe is through

347
00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:38,105
Now everybody in the 2-0-2
Throw 'em up

348
00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:40,441
Check it out

349
00:22:40,692 --> 00:22:43,027
I'm a white boy
But my neck is red

350
00:22:43,111 --> 00:22:45,988
I put MiracIe Whip
On my Wonder Bread

351
00:22:46,073 --> 00:22:48,699
My face is paIe
I've never been in jaiI

352
00:22:48,784 --> 00:22:50,785
Me and Buffy spend
Every winter in VaiI

353
00:22:50,952 --> 00:22:53,954
How many bitches have I sIapped?
Zero

354
00:22:54,039 --> 00:22:56,457
And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero

355
00:22:56,666 --> 00:22:59,168
I grew up on a farm
And I was born with no rhythm

356
00:22:59,461 --> 00:23:02,046
Dr. PhiI's my uncIe
And I Iike to hang with him

357
00:23:02,130 --> 00:23:04,465
I can't dance
I wear khaki pants

358
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:07,426
My middIe name's Lance
My grandma's from France

359
00:23:07,511 --> 00:23:09,970
So maybe I'm wack
'Cause my skin ain't black

360
00:23:10,138 --> 00:23:12,390
But you can't taIk smack
'Cause whitey just struck back

361
00:23:19,314 --> 00:23:20,398
That's what l'm talking about, baby!

362
00:23:20,482 --> 00:23:22,024
-2-0-2, Fat Joe is through!
-2-0-2, Fat Joe is through!

363
00:23:22,109 --> 00:23:24,485
-Give it up for George!
-Yeah!

364
00:23:25,529 --> 00:23:27,405
That's my boy right there! That's what l'm...

365
00:23:27,489 --> 00:23:28,739
Oh, shit.

366
00:23:33,912 --> 00:23:35,704
-George. George. The hood.
-Hell, no!

367
00:23:36,123 --> 00:23:38,833
-Lose the hood.
-l know. We're in the 'hood now.

368
00:23:39,042 --> 00:23:41,335
-No, man.
-He's a dead man.

369
00:23:41,503 --> 00:23:43,963
You guys feeling me? ln the 'hood?

370
00:23:51,847 --> 00:23:53,597
That's it. l'm done.

371
00:23:54,015 --> 00:23:56,016
Man, you can't give up rap just like that.

372
00:23:56,184 --> 00:23:57,768
Rap-schmap!

373
00:23:57,853 --> 00:23:59,937
Look, you still got it! See?

374
00:24:01,731 --> 00:24:03,816
Thanks for coming over tonight, Cindy.

375
00:24:03,900 --> 00:24:06,277
l guess l'm just going through a rough time.

376
00:24:06,695 --> 00:24:09,822
Brenda, you want to tell me
what's really bothering you?

377
00:24:12,617 --> 00:24:16,662
Well, there's something l need to...
l saw a tape.

378
00:24:17,539 --> 00:24:19,540
l think you should know about it.

379
00:24:19,624 --> 00:24:22,501
lt had these really shocking images, Cindy.

380
00:24:22,586 --> 00:24:24,962
Brenda, it was Mardi Gras.

381
00:24:25,380 --> 00:24:28,174
l never drank vodka before,
and l was out of beads!

382
00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:30,217
No, not that tape, Cindy.

383
00:24:30,886 --> 00:24:32,553
Well, l guess it's just an urban legend.

384
00:24:33,054 --> 00:24:35,055
You watch it,

385
00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:38,893
and as soon as it's over,
your phone rings and a creepy voice says,

386
00:24:39,019 --> 00:24:40,895
"You're gonna die in seven days."

387
00:24:42,022 --> 00:24:43,397
And seven days later...

388
00:24:45,108 --> 00:24:46,108
When did you watch it?

389
00:24:46,568 --> 00:24:48,402
A week ago.

390
00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:51,572
-A week ago tonight.
-Brenda...

391
00:24:56,411 --> 00:24:58,078
Oh, my God!

392
00:24:59,289 --> 00:25:00,289
Brenda!

393
00:25:01,625 --> 00:25:04,293
Brenda! Oh, my God!

394
00:25:08,423 --> 00:25:10,549
Oh, my God, you bitch!

395
00:25:10,634 --> 00:25:11,967
Ketchup!

396
00:25:12,093 --> 00:25:14,220
You should have seen the look on your face!

397
00:25:16,431 --> 00:25:17,556
You got me!

398
00:25:20,227 --> 00:25:21,769
Brenda? Brenda?

399
00:25:22,938 --> 00:25:24,605
Oh, my God! Brenda!

400
00:25:27,734 --> 00:25:28,943
Brenda!

401
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:38,953
-l can't believe you fell for that fake seizure!
-But it seemed so real!

402
00:25:39,162 --> 00:25:41,288
-lt did, didn't it?
-And you peed!

403
00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:43,832
Yeah! l really sold that shit, didn't l?

404
00:25:45,335 --> 00:25:48,254
l just love the look on your face
when you are scared.

405
00:25:48,338 --> 00:25:50,464
Girl, you are too easy.

406
00:25:57,806 --> 00:26:00,558
l got you with the old fake hand!

407
00:26:03,144 --> 00:26:05,729
-Girl, you were scared!
-Well, l know!

408
00:26:05,939 --> 00:26:09,733
-Come on. l was just kidding.
-Well, you've taken it too far, Brenda.

409
00:26:09,901 --> 00:26:12,861
l'm gonna go get the rest of the popcorn!

410
00:26:19,536 --> 00:26:20,578
Cindy?

411
00:26:20,662 --> 00:26:23,080
Forget it. l am not falling for it again.

412
00:26:40,849 --> 00:26:42,474
Come on.

413
00:26:42,559 --> 00:26:44,268
Cindy, the news is on!

414
00:26:44,853 --> 00:26:47,438
Another little white girl
done fell down a well.

415
00:26:47,731 --> 00:26:50,441
Fifty black people
get their ass beat by police today,

416
00:26:50,525 --> 00:26:53,360
but the whole world gotta stop
for one little whitey down a hole.

417
00:26:59,117 --> 00:27:00,284
Cindy!

418
00:27:02,704 --> 00:27:04,705
The TV's leaking!

419
00:27:06,374 --> 00:27:07,374
Cindy?

420
00:27:08,376 --> 00:27:09,918
Cindy, something's wrong here.

421
00:27:26,102 --> 00:27:28,562
Cindy, this bitch is messing up my floor!

422
00:27:33,485 --> 00:27:34,902
Cindy, help me!

423
00:27:35,236 --> 00:27:36,403
l'm not listening.

424
00:27:39,407 --> 00:27:40,783
Get up, you little ugly bitch.

425
00:27:40,950 --> 00:27:42,493
Come on. Let me see what you got.

426
00:27:42,786 --> 00:27:44,870
What you gonna do? That's all?

427
00:27:50,085 --> 00:27:51,543
l'm whupping her ass, Cindy!

428
00:27:51,961 --> 00:27:52,961
Yeah! What's up?

429
00:28:07,227 --> 00:28:10,729
Cindy, please help me! Cindy!

430
00:28:11,940 --> 00:28:14,983
Okay, hang on a second. Hello?

431
00:28:15,110 --> 00:28:17,736
Father Muldoon here.
We're getting aIong famousIy.

432
00:28:17,946 --> 00:28:19,780
Thanks again, Father. Bye-bye.

433
00:28:20,198 --> 00:28:23,867
Brenda?

434
00:28:26,705 --> 00:28:28,122
Brenda!

435
00:28:41,136 --> 00:28:42,428
Oh, my God!

436
00:28:42,637 --> 00:28:45,806
Yes, yes, of course l'll tell her. Thank you.

437
00:28:47,851 --> 00:28:51,478
Sue's teacher, Brenda. She's dead.

438
00:28:53,481 --> 00:28:56,400
-l'd better tell her.
-No, no, no. l can do it.

439
00:29:02,657 --> 00:29:04,158
-Sue?
-Yes?

440
00:29:05,702 --> 00:29:08,495
-You know your teacher, Miss Brenda?
-Yeah?

441
00:29:08,705 --> 00:29:09,830
She's dead!

442
00:29:10,957 --> 00:29:14,418
Gone forever! Died a horrible, painful death!

443
00:29:14,961 --> 00:29:17,129
Gone, gone, gone, just like your dog!

444
00:29:17,464 --> 00:29:18,464
My dog's dead?

445
00:29:18,715 --> 00:29:22,259
l just ran him over with the car
when l drove in!

446
00:29:22,343 --> 00:29:24,678
Everyone you love around you is dying!

447
00:29:34,355 --> 00:29:36,190
Hello, Father.

448
00:29:36,274 --> 00:29:39,860
Don't call me "Father."
l haven't been a clergyman since...

449
00:29:43,364 --> 00:29:45,491
l'm sorry about that night.

450
00:29:46,409 --> 00:29:50,496
lf l hadn't fallen asleep while driving
for that exact 20 minutes,

451
00:29:50,872 --> 00:29:54,124
if l hadn't drank that
exact whole bottle of Jägermeister,

452
00:29:54,459 --> 00:29:59,129
if l hadn't raped and mutilated
that exact mulatto hitchhiker...

453
00:29:59,214 --> 00:30:00,881
-Sayaman...
-...if l hadn't been caught in that

454
00:30:00,965 --> 00:30:03,634
exact motel room
with those exact two boys...

455
00:30:03,718 --> 00:30:07,721
Sayaman. l don't see
what any of this has to do with Annie.

456
00:30:08,097 --> 00:30:10,766
l'm sorry. Those were other nights.

457
00:30:10,850 --> 00:30:13,352
But if it had been that night,

458
00:30:13,436 --> 00:30:17,147
l might have missed her. That terrible night.

459
00:30:23,279 --> 00:30:24,571
Hey!

460
00:30:37,961 --> 00:30:41,421
-lt's your wife, Father. She's hurt.
-Annie?

461
00:30:41,756 --> 00:30:44,091
She was hit by a truck
and she's pinned against a tree.

462
00:30:44,759 --> 00:30:45,759
l don't understand.

463
00:30:46,219 --> 00:30:49,721
As long as the truck has her pinned,
she'll stay alive.

464
00:30:50,265 --> 00:30:51,682
l still don't get it.

465
00:30:56,104 --> 00:30:59,273
This is your wife.

466
00:31:01,109 --> 00:31:02,150
She broke her wiener?

467
00:31:05,363 --> 00:31:07,573
Look what happens to the taco.

468
00:31:09,534 --> 00:31:13,620
Look, l don't understand all this
fancy medical lingo. l wanna see Annie.

469
00:31:15,748 --> 00:31:17,833
She's split in half.

470
00:31:17,917 --> 00:31:21,795
You mean, like down-the-middle in half?

471
00:31:22,630 --> 00:31:23,630
At the waist.

472
00:31:24,090 --> 00:31:27,217
You mean this is the last time
l can talk to the top half?

473
00:31:28,469 --> 00:31:32,723
Yes. The truck is the only thing
that is holding her together.

474
00:31:33,474 --> 00:31:36,435
Let's say this is her bottom half.

475
00:31:37,145 --> 00:31:38,812
Can l squeeze in a few minutes with that?

476
00:31:40,148 --> 00:31:42,316
l'm not sure what you mean.

477
00:31:43,318 --> 00:31:45,736
-Let me explain.
-Tom.

478
00:31:45,820 --> 00:31:47,821
Go to her.

479
00:31:55,496 --> 00:31:58,582
Tom, l'll need a ride home.

480
00:32:01,711 --> 00:32:04,504
Hey, baby. How's it going?

481
00:32:05,965 --> 00:32:07,341
l'm dying, Tom.

482
00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:11,345
Don't talk like that. The truck barely hit you.

483
00:32:13,681 --> 00:32:16,850
Honey, kiss me one last time.

484
00:32:19,979 --> 00:32:22,314
Promise me you'll never remarry.

485
00:32:23,107 --> 00:32:24,232
l promise.

486
00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:26,818
And no sex, either.

487
00:32:28,404 --> 00:32:30,405
l'm sorry. l didn't catch that.

488
00:32:31,032 --> 00:32:34,159
-No sex.
-Honey, you're not speaking clearly.

489
00:32:34,243 --> 00:32:36,370
-Your injuries must be awful.
-No sex.

490
00:32:36,454 --> 00:32:38,163
-Cruel fate to shroud my wife's...
-No sex.

491
00:32:38,247 --> 00:32:39,748
-...dying words in mystery.
-No sex.

492
00:32:39,832 --> 00:32:41,792
-No sex!
-Poor Annie.

493
00:32:41,876 --> 00:32:44,920
We hardly knew her.
She'll be missed terribly.

494
00:32:45,004 --> 00:32:47,464
-Jesus.
-That's right, honey, go into the light.

495
00:32:47,548 --> 00:32:48,799
Look!

496
00:32:48,883 --> 00:32:51,343
Just tell George, "Swing away."

497
00:32:51,886 --> 00:32:53,220
Right. Swing away.

498
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:56,139
Sure. That you understand.

499
00:32:58,142 --> 00:33:00,435
Annie? Annie!

500
00:33:02,605 --> 00:33:04,523
l'm sorry, dude.

501
00:33:04,607 --> 00:33:08,986
Don't call me dude.
l'm not a stoner anymore, not since...

502
00:33:10,905 --> 00:33:12,614
Goodbye, Tom.

503
00:33:28,589 --> 00:33:30,424
l'm so sorry, Mr. and Mrs. Meeks.

504
00:33:31,175 --> 00:33:32,384
Brenda was a good friend

505
00:33:32,844 --> 00:33:34,052
when she was alive.

506
00:33:34,137 --> 00:33:38,223
My sweet, sweet Brenda.
She looks so peaceful.

507
00:33:43,312 --> 00:33:46,523
lf only God had taken us
instead of our daughter.

508
00:33:46,941 --> 00:33:50,444
And knowing your Brenda like l did,
l'd say she wishes the same thing.

509
00:33:53,156 --> 00:33:54,281
These just came today.

510
00:33:55,408 --> 00:33:57,659
Photos from a trip she took.

511
00:34:01,456 --> 00:34:03,623
-They're blank.
-Turn them around, honey.

512
00:34:06,461 --> 00:34:07,586
Yes, of course.

513
00:34:08,629 --> 00:34:10,589
-Who's this?
-That's Ralph.

514
00:34:10,965 --> 00:34:12,591
He's right over there.

515
00:34:18,931 --> 00:34:19,931
Cody?

516
00:34:20,016 --> 00:34:22,893
lt's a boy. He's going to be an asshole.

517
00:34:23,644 --> 00:34:26,980
Smoke all you want.
You're gonna get hit by a bus.

518
00:34:27,482 --> 00:34:29,941
That's not fooling anyone.

519
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:33,653
-Cindy.
-George.

520
00:34:33,738 --> 00:34:37,074
Hey. Sue wanted to pay her respects
to her teacher.

521
00:34:38,159 --> 00:34:40,410
-You?
-Brenda was my bitch.

522
00:34:40,495 --> 00:34:41,536
Of course.

523
00:34:44,832 --> 00:34:46,249
Are you okay?

524
00:34:46,334 --> 00:34:48,335
lt's just the open coffin.

525
00:34:48,753 --> 00:34:50,545
l can't believe
they just leave it out here like this.

526
00:34:51,005 --> 00:34:53,173
-George, it's a wake.
-Awake?

527
00:34:53,257 --> 00:34:54,800
-Brenda! lt's a miracle!
-No! George, stop!

528
00:34:55,009 --> 00:34:56,176
l thought you were dead!

529
00:34:56,469 --> 00:34:58,261
Sue, your teacher's alive!

530
00:34:58,346 --> 00:34:59,721
-Hello?
-What did he say?

531
00:34:59,806 --> 00:35:03,100
l got your back, George! l got your back!

532
00:35:04,352 --> 00:35:05,352
l'll tell you what!

533
00:35:09,190 --> 00:35:10,941
Mahalik, she's alive! Brenda!

534
00:35:11,025 --> 00:35:14,277
-George, stop! She's dead!
-Brenda! No! We won't lose you again!

535
00:35:14,362 --> 00:35:16,363
Mahalik, help!

536
00:35:16,614 --> 00:35:17,614
Nothing!

537
00:35:21,119 --> 00:35:23,161
-She's not breathing!
-No!

538
00:35:23,287 --> 00:35:25,205
Live, damn it! Live!

539
00:35:25,289 --> 00:35:26,456
Don't!

540
00:35:26,833 --> 00:35:28,500
Live, damn it! Live!

541
00:35:30,086 --> 00:35:31,545
Let me open her windpipe!

542
00:35:33,798 --> 00:35:35,882
-Charles! Charles, stop them!
-Breathe!

543
00:35:39,595 --> 00:35:41,888
Someone stop them! What are they doing?

544
00:35:42,056 --> 00:35:43,431
Get off!

545
00:35:43,724 --> 00:35:45,725
She's alive! She's alive!

546
00:35:46,185 --> 00:35:48,562
Wake up! Brenda, Brenda, breathe!

547
00:35:59,740 --> 00:36:00,740
Clear!

548
00:36:00,825 --> 00:36:02,492
No!

549
00:36:07,290 --> 00:36:09,082
l got something! l got something!

550
00:36:16,799 --> 00:36:18,175
-That's it!
-George!

551
00:36:18,259 --> 00:36:21,011
That's the last time l try to bring anyone
back from the dead.

552
00:36:21,095 --> 00:36:25,265
George, don't get down on yourself.
l know you were only trying to help.

553
00:36:25,349 --> 00:36:26,892
You're a good, caring person,

554
00:36:28,436 --> 00:36:29,728
which is why l like you.

555
00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:34,232
Thanks, Cindy,
but l don't wanna screw your life up, too.

556
00:36:34,317 --> 00:36:36,234
The most caring thing l could do
for everyone right now

557
00:36:36,319 --> 00:36:37,736
is to just get out of here.

558
00:36:37,820 --> 00:36:40,155
George! What about Sue?

559
00:36:42,116 --> 00:36:45,827
Yes. Of course. Once l get Sue, then...

560
00:36:45,953 --> 00:36:47,621
Wait!

561
00:36:49,290 --> 00:36:52,751
l could really use a friend right now.

562
00:36:54,795 --> 00:36:58,131
Brenda's gone, Cody resents me.

563
00:36:59,175 --> 00:37:02,385
And l'm caught up in something
l can't even...

564
00:37:02,470 --> 00:37:04,721
Oh, God, it's so hard!

565
00:37:04,805 --> 00:37:08,141
Well, you're beautiful
and you're pressing up against me.

566
00:37:10,645 --> 00:37:12,979
Look, Cindy,

567
00:37:13,064 --> 00:37:17,651
l know you'd never consider
going out with a guy like me,

568
00:37:17,735 --> 00:37:20,695
but if you're not too busy tomorrow night...

569
00:37:22,823 --> 00:37:25,659
-ls that a yes?
-Yes.

570
00:37:31,540 --> 00:37:35,252
Cindy, did Brenda ever talk to you
about a tape?

571
00:37:35,336 --> 00:37:37,003
She did mention something.

572
00:37:37,338 --> 00:37:39,297
Do you mind if l go upstairs
and look around?

573
00:37:39,507 --> 00:37:41,591
Yes, go. Of course. Go.

574
00:37:42,134 --> 00:37:44,970
Cody, l'll be right back, okay?

575
00:37:45,054 --> 00:37:49,516
You're getting laid tonight.
He doesn't know you're a guy.

576
00:38:48,951 --> 00:38:50,577
Oh, shit.

577
00:39:30,534 --> 00:39:32,118
Hello?

578
00:39:33,579 --> 00:39:35,955
What? Willie Mays?

579
00:39:37,541 --> 00:39:39,667
Who's gay? Hello?

580
00:39:39,752 --> 00:39:41,169
...me now?

581
00:39:41,420 --> 00:39:42,379
What?

582
00:39:42,463 --> 00:39:44,881
-Can you hear me now?
-Kind of.

583
00:39:44,965 --> 00:39:46,758
-Can you hear me now?
-Yes, perfect.

584
00:39:46,842 --> 00:39:49,886
-Seven days.
-Seven days?

585
00:39:49,970 --> 00:39:51,846
Oh, my God. l'm gonna die next Monday?

586
00:39:51,931 --> 00:39:55,475
Yes. No, wait. Monday.
That wouId be seven business days.

587
00:39:55,559 --> 00:39:59,562
-This is seven days starting now.
-So seven days to this very hour?

588
00:39:59,647 --> 00:40:01,856
My watch broke.
How am l gonna know the exact hour?

589
00:40:01,941 --> 00:40:04,526
Forget hours.
This day, seven days from now.

590
00:40:04,652 --> 00:40:07,153
But there's a holiday coming up.
Do you count the holiday as a day?

591
00:40:07,238 --> 00:40:09,030
WeII, that depends. What hoIiday?

592
00:40:09,115 --> 00:40:11,241
-Martin Luther King Day.
-Then no.

593
00:40:11,325 --> 00:40:13,493
Why not? Everybody at work is taking it off.

594
00:40:13,577 --> 00:40:15,912
Jesus Christ, lady.
I'm giving you seven friggin' days.

595
00:40:15,996 --> 00:40:20,500
I can come over there now and kill
the shit out of you if you'd rather have that.

596
00:40:23,003 --> 00:40:24,879
George, l don't care what you say, man.

597
00:40:24,964 --> 00:40:26,840
l'm signing you up for another rap battle.

598
00:40:26,924 --> 00:40:29,259
Mahalik, l told you.
That part of my life is over.

599
00:40:29,343 --> 00:40:31,719
l said the same thing
about getting with CJ's sister.

600
00:40:31,804 --> 00:40:34,305
-But look at me. l'm still hitting that.
-He's still hitting it, man!

601
00:40:34,390 --> 00:40:36,683
And she fine as shit! That's my sister! What?

602
00:40:36,767 --> 00:40:37,934
lt doesn't matter. l'm done.

603
00:40:38,018 --> 00:40:39,811
So, what are you gonna do
with the rest of your life, dawg?

604
00:40:39,895 --> 00:40:41,604
l don't know.

605
00:40:43,023 --> 00:40:45,191
Yeah, yeah! Come on!

606
00:40:45,776 --> 00:40:48,528
Maybe my brother was right.
Maybe l should just settle down.

607
00:40:51,073 --> 00:40:52,115
-What's up, then?
-Mother...

608
00:40:52,199 --> 00:40:53,199
l got another one, y'all.

609
00:40:53,284 --> 00:40:57,537
Well, George, man, you can't focus
on that shit, man. Let that go.

610
00:40:59,373 --> 00:41:02,208
Hey, you gotta try this shit, George.

611
00:41:06,130 --> 00:41:08,298
-Yo, man, you got to take the lid off!
-What's wrong with you, man?

612
00:41:08,382 --> 00:41:10,008
-Yes, of course.
-Sorry!

613
00:41:12,553 --> 00:41:14,512
-Hello?
-George, something terrible has happened.

614
00:41:14,597 --> 00:41:15,805
I reaIIy need your heIp.

615
00:41:17,975 --> 00:41:21,769
-Cindy, are you okay? What's going on?
-George! George, you have to help me.

616
00:41:21,854 --> 00:41:24,147
l just watched this tape,
the same tape that killed Brenda.

617
00:41:24,231 --> 00:41:27,692
And then the phone rang, and this voice
said that l was gonna die in seven days.

618
00:41:27,776 --> 00:41:30,361
Cindy, there's no such thing
as a killer videotape.

619
00:41:30,446 --> 00:41:31,779
Hell, yeah, there is!

620
00:41:31,864 --> 00:41:33,823
ln fact, l know somebody
who can definitely help you with that.

621
00:41:33,908 --> 00:41:35,325
-You do? Who?
-Wait up, man.

622
00:41:35,409 --> 00:41:38,411
l heard Jamal from 90th Street,
he watched that tape last week.

623
00:41:38,496 --> 00:41:40,246
-And this morning he woke up dead.
-No!

624
00:41:40,331 --> 00:41:41,664
How in the hell do you wake up dead?

625
00:41:41,749 --> 00:41:43,208
'Cause you're alive when you go to sleep.

626
00:41:43,292 --> 00:41:44,876
-Wait. Just tell me who can help me.
-So you telling me

627
00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:46,586
that you can go to bed dead
and wake up alive?

628
00:41:46,670 --> 00:41:49,297
You can't go to bed dead!
Man, that shit would be redundant.

629
00:41:49,381 --> 00:41:50,548
-Just tell me who.
-No, it wouldn't.

630
00:41:50,633 --> 00:41:52,800
'Cause you can go to bed and not be dead,

631
00:41:52,885 --> 00:41:54,552
and you can die but not be in a bed.

632
00:41:54,637 --> 00:41:58,473
But you are in a bed, man. That's how
you wake up dead in the first place, fool!

633
00:41:58,557 --> 00:42:00,558
Damn! That's some quantum shit
right there, man!

634
00:42:00,643 --> 00:42:02,644
-That's what l'm talking about.
-You should be teaching classes!

635
00:42:02,728 --> 00:42:05,313
-You steady dropping knowledge!
-Just tell me who can help me!

636
00:42:05,397 --> 00:42:06,814
-Damn!
-My Aunt ShaNeequa.

637
00:42:06,899 --> 00:42:08,775
Her and her man are into all this weird shit.

638
00:42:08,859 --> 00:42:10,985
They saw the tape
before anybody else knew about it.

639
00:42:11,070 --> 00:42:12,278
Matter of fact,
you should go see them tonight.

640
00:42:12,363 --> 00:42:14,531
-Tonight? Yeah.
-Yeah.

641
00:42:14,615 --> 00:42:16,908
But who will take care of Cody?

642
00:42:18,369 --> 00:42:20,203
George, we're gonna have so much fun.

643
00:42:20,287 --> 00:42:22,372
l have some jigsaw puzzles
and board games

644
00:42:22,456 --> 00:42:25,750
and baseball cards in my room,
and this really cool model airplane.

645
00:42:25,834 --> 00:42:27,210
-l'm gonna go get it.
-Sure.

646
00:42:27,294 --> 00:42:28,711
Okay, so l made him a snack,

647
00:42:28,796 --> 00:42:30,672
and you can give him some warm milk
if he can't go to sleep...

648
00:42:30,756 --> 00:42:31,756
Don't worry.

649
00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:33,508
-Everything's gonna be fine.
-Here it is.

650
00:42:33,592 --> 00:42:35,802
l'm great with kids. Heads up, Cody.

651
00:42:37,888 --> 00:42:39,639
And in case of emergencies,

652
00:42:39,723 --> 00:42:41,474
-l left some numbers...
-l'm okay.

653
00:42:42,226 --> 00:42:45,853
Sorry. You okay, kiddo? That a boy!

654
00:42:49,900 --> 00:42:51,734
And l guess that's it.

655
00:42:51,819 --> 00:42:54,237
-Okay, l'm off.
-Right.

656
00:42:54,822 --> 00:42:59,742
You know, it's funny.
All a child ever really wants is a family.

657
00:42:59,994 --> 00:43:01,077
Yo.

658
00:43:02,037 --> 00:43:04,581
-Cody really likes you.
-He's a good kid.

659
00:43:04,665 --> 00:43:06,124
Yeah.

660
00:43:08,711 --> 00:43:10,587
-Bye.
-Bye.

661
00:43:26,395 --> 00:43:29,314
-Hello?
-l know.

662
00:43:29,398 --> 00:43:32,191
You're Cindy. Be right with you.

663
00:43:32,693 --> 00:43:33,901
Aunt ShaNeequa?

664
00:43:34,612 --> 00:43:40,033
Bingo. But you can call me the Oracle.
And don't worry about that vase.

665
00:43:40,326 --> 00:43:42,910
What vase? Sorry, l didn't know.

666
00:43:45,706 --> 00:43:46,831
That vase.

667
00:43:48,459 --> 00:43:49,959
Please, sit.

668
00:43:55,591 --> 00:43:56,758
lt was the chair.

669
00:44:04,224 --> 00:44:05,558
Yes, the chair.

670
00:44:06,977 --> 00:44:11,439
l know why you've come.
A great mystery lies ahead of you,

671
00:44:11,523 --> 00:44:13,733
but you must not shy away
from the challenge.

672
00:44:14,485 --> 00:44:16,611
Only you can be the one who will...

673
00:44:18,447 --> 00:44:19,697
-Orpheus?
-What, baby?

674
00:44:19,782 --> 00:44:20,823
Sweetie?

675
00:44:22,117 --> 00:44:24,035
l'm watching the game.

676
00:44:25,454 --> 00:44:26,704
Do you mind?

677
00:44:29,124 --> 00:44:30,500
The Lakers will win by 1 2.

678
00:44:33,420 --> 00:44:35,588
-So can you tell me about...
-The tape?

679
00:44:36,131 --> 00:44:39,050
-Yes. l watched it, and...
-The phone rang.

680
00:44:40,052 --> 00:44:43,596
-Right. And then this voice said...
-That you would die in seven days.

681
00:44:43,681 --> 00:44:46,099
-Okay, that's getting...
-Extremely annoying.

682
00:44:46,183 --> 00:44:48,851
-Yeah.
-Try being married to her.

683
00:44:48,936 --> 00:44:51,813
l catch shit about women
l ain't slept with yet.

684
00:44:53,941 --> 00:44:55,608
You made a copy of the tape. Let's see it.

685
00:44:56,026 --> 00:44:57,610
Yes, okay.

686
00:45:04,076 --> 00:45:05,326
ShaNeequa, can you tell me if...

687
00:45:05,411 --> 00:45:08,871
The tape is connected
to the crop circles and the aliens? Yes.

688
00:45:09,415 --> 00:45:12,750
But it's up to you
to discover how for yourself.

689
00:45:13,669 --> 00:45:15,962
-Look, it's a...
-Cigarette?

690
00:45:16,755 --> 00:45:18,673
l was going to say "lighthouse."

691
00:45:20,134 --> 00:45:22,427
Find that lighthouse. lt's your destiny.

692
00:45:25,389 --> 00:45:27,724
Wait. What is that?

693
00:45:32,563 --> 00:45:34,689
Oh, my God.

694
00:45:53,500 --> 00:45:54,959
There we go.

695
00:45:57,045 --> 00:45:58,838
Now, baby...

696
00:45:59,631 --> 00:46:01,632
l knew that was gonna happen.

697
00:46:02,801 --> 00:46:04,302
Come on.

698
00:46:05,888 --> 00:46:08,681
Hell, no. Get your ass out the TV!

699
00:46:08,766 --> 00:46:12,310
What's wrong with you?
l'm gonna teach you not to be...

700
00:46:12,436 --> 00:46:14,520
-Get out that TV!
-Baby, no! No!

701
00:46:14,605 --> 00:46:16,439
-No! Let her go! Let her go! Let her go!
-Yeah!

702
00:46:16,523 --> 00:46:18,524
Come on, we gonna get another lawsuit.
Come on!

703
00:46:18,609 --> 00:46:20,234
She spit on me. l'll kill the bitch.

704
00:46:21,361 --> 00:46:24,405
You won. You won. You won. You won.

705
00:46:24,490 --> 00:46:25,823
-Upstairs. Upstairs.
-Okay. Okay.

706
00:46:25,908 --> 00:46:27,033
-Down low.
-Okay.

707
00:46:27,117 --> 00:46:28,618
-All right.
-Baby, no!

708
00:46:28,702 --> 00:46:31,829
-Kill her! ls you crazy? ls you crazy?
-Baby!

709
00:46:32,998 --> 00:46:34,248
-What you gonna brush now?
-Cool down.

710
00:46:34,333 --> 00:46:35,875
What you gonna brush now, huh?

711
00:46:37,544 --> 00:46:39,170
You picked the wrong TV to come out of.

712
00:46:44,718 --> 00:46:46,928
George? Cody?

713
00:46:50,224 --> 00:46:51,599
George?

714
00:46:52,768 --> 00:46:55,812
-What happened?
-l don't know.

715
00:46:55,896 --> 00:46:59,440
Cody and l were playing a fun game,
and then l looked down and...

716
00:47:00,359 --> 00:47:01,943
Yahtzee!

717
00:47:08,408 --> 00:47:09,450
No!

718
00:47:11,411 --> 00:47:13,204
Oh, my God!

719
00:47:13,622 --> 00:47:15,706
-How could you let him watch the tape?
-l didn't...

720
00:47:24,633 --> 00:47:27,176
-Hello?
-It's me.

721
00:47:27,261 --> 00:47:29,303
-How you doing?
-Fine.

722
00:47:29,805 --> 00:47:32,515
Enjoying your Iast week?
I can't wait to see you.

723
00:47:32,599 --> 00:47:35,434
-Six days now, right?
-Yeah.

724
00:47:35,519 --> 00:47:38,062
WeII, it was great catching up,
but can I speak to Cody?

725
00:47:38,146 --> 00:47:40,439
Why? He didn't watch the tape.

726
00:47:40,524 --> 00:47:43,401
Yes, he did.
Come on, Cindy, I do this for a living.

727
00:47:43,485 --> 00:47:44,569
Leave us alone!

728
00:47:50,492 --> 00:47:51,826
-Hello?
-Hello,

729
00:47:51,910 --> 00:47:55,955
I'm calling from Reader's Digest
with a fantastic offer for Cody.

730
00:47:56,623 --> 00:47:59,542
No, you're not!
You're that evil little girl from the tape!

731
00:48:00,168 --> 00:48:03,379
Okay, you got me.
How about I just Ieave a message for him?

732
00:48:03,463 --> 00:48:05,131
Fine.

733
00:48:07,968 --> 00:48:10,636
Yeah. Okay, how do you spell that?

734
00:48:11,597 --> 00:48:15,141
Right. Okay, got it. Bye-bye.

735
00:48:21,815 --> 00:48:24,734
-l can't believe you let that happen.
-l know. l'm sorry, l screwed up...

736
00:48:24,818 --> 00:48:26,819
Listen, we can still save him.

737
00:48:26,904 --> 00:48:30,656
The answer to the tape,
to your crop circles, is at a lighthouse.

738
00:48:30,741 --> 00:48:33,451
-You think l'm crazy, don't you?
-Of course l do,

739
00:48:33,744 --> 00:48:36,871
but the last thing you need now
is a screw-up like me.

740
00:48:36,955 --> 00:48:39,665
-l'm gonna leave for good.
-Wait.

741
00:48:41,668 --> 00:48:44,754
Well, what should l tell Cody?

742
00:48:45,589 --> 00:48:48,466
Let him down easy.
Tell him l got called away on business.

743
00:48:48,550 --> 00:48:50,509
You'll think of something.

744
00:48:50,594 --> 00:48:52,929
Testicular cancer. He won't ask questions.

745
00:48:53,013 --> 00:48:56,182
-l knew you'd understand.
-George!

746
00:48:56,266 --> 00:49:02,271
Just be careful. Something weird
is going on at your farm. l know it.

747
00:49:02,356 --> 00:49:03,648
l don't know what you're talking about.

748
00:49:03,732 --> 00:49:05,900
Sometimes a sheep just needs
to be pushed through the fence.

749
00:49:05,984 --> 00:49:08,277
-What?
-Goodbye, Cindy.

750
00:49:33,136 --> 00:49:34,303
Sue?

751
00:49:34,388 --> 00:49:35,554
l can't sleep.

752
00:49:36,390 --> 00:49:39,558
Well, it's way past your bedtime.

753
00:49:41,561 --> 00:49:45,690
Won't you rock me to sleep
in your big, strong arms?

754
00:49:47,484 --> 00:49:49,402
There's plenty of room under the covers.

755
00:49:50,195 --> 00:49:52,071
lt's a hot night.

756
00:49:52,572 --> 00:49:54,573
You don't need to wear pajamas.

757
00:49:56,493 --> 00:49:57,576
Where is my daughter?

758
00:49:57,869 --> 00:50:00,121
Are you mad? l am your daughter.

759
00:50:00,205 --> 00:50:01,872
No, you're not!

760
00:50:04,084 --> 00:50:05,835
Come here!

761
00:50:05,919 --> 00:50:08,587
-What did you do with Sue?
-l didn't touch her. l swear.

762
00:50:08,714 --> 00:50:12,341
-l don't believe you!
-Please! For God's sakes, she's a girl!

763
00:50:12,426 --> 00:50:13,551
You sick...

764
00:50:34,698 --> 00:50:36,198
Daddy!

765
00:50:36,283 --> 00:50:39,618
How do you like it, huh? Having fun?

766
00:50:56,928 --> 00:50:59,388
Tom, are you...

767
00:51:00,390 --> 00:51:02,558
What in the world?

768
00:51:05,145 --> 00:51:06,979
Look.

769
00:51:07,105 --> 00:51:08,689
What is that thing?

770
00:51:09,149 --> 00:51:10,816
l don't know.

771
00:51:11,401 --> 00:51:13,944
Maybe Cindy was right.

772
00:51:29,503 --> 00:51:31,754
Please, sir. All l need is five minutes.

773
00:51:31,838 --> 00:51:34,924
And l told you, Campbell,
no more paranoid on-air rants

774
00:51:35,008 --> 00:51:36,509
about the supernatural.

775
00:51:36,635 --> 00:51:40,179
l know. This station is about sex,
violence and the weather.

776
00:51:40,263 --> 00:51:41,931
Yes. That reminds me.

777
00:51:42,015 --> 00:51:44,934
We're gonna need that "Porn Star
Shot Dead in a Hurricane" story.

778
00:51:45,018 --> 00:51:46,560
One hour.

779
00:51:46,645 --> 00:51:48,938
Meanwhile, a tornado in Charleston

780
00:51:49,022 --> 00:51:51,607
threatens a clothing-optional beach
where, just yesterday,

781
00:51:51,691 --> 00:51:53,943
a naked coupIe was brutaIIy murdered.

782
00:51:54,027 --> 00:51:55,778
-This just five miIes from the spot...
-l'm sorry.

783
00:51:55,862 --> 00:51:58,280
...where the Iast naked coupIe
was brutaIIy murdered.

784
00:51:58,365 --> 00:52:00,533
Turning now to sports.

785
00:52:00,617 --> 00:52:05,454
And an eviI videotape that kiIIs anyone
who watches it in seven days.

786
00:52:05,539 --> 00:52:07,957
It's true. We're aII in danger.

787
00:52:08,041 --> 00:52:09,625
-There's an alien force out there...
-Oh, no.

788
00:52:09,709 --> 00:52:12,044
...that's trying to prevent you
from knowing the truth.

789
00:52:12,129 --> 00:52:14,421
-Campbell, are you insane?
-Trust me, it's a horrible fate.

790
00:52:14,506 --> 00:52:15,631
-Carson, l have to do this.
-Do you hear me?

791
00:52:15,715 --> 00:52:17,800
Correction, there really is no danger.

792
00:52:17,884 --> 00:52:20,553
ActuaIIy, I didn't reaIIy mean
anything I just said.

793
00:52:21,054 --> 00:52:23,472
Yes, l did. Every word of it.

794
00:52:23,557 --> 00:52:25,724
Everyone watching this
could be dead in a week.

795
00:52:32,232 --> 00:52:33,566
1-3-4-19...

796
00:52:36,236 --> 00:52:37,278
4-6-9...

797
00:52:37,362 --> 00:52:41,323
I been cIeaning after this
dumb-ass cracker, Giggins, for 10 years.

798
00:52:41,408 --> 00:52:43,993
But I been waxing his bitch's ass for 12.

799
00:52:44,077 --> 00:52:45,578
Know what I'm saying, nigger?

800
00:52:45,662 --> 00:52:48,497
I ride that ho Iike your mama rides the bus.

801
00:52:48,582 --> 00:52:50,332
She likes her some chocolate.

802
00:52:50,417 --> 00:52:52,626
Sharpton for President, y'all. I'm outty.

803
00:52:53,587 --> 00:52:54,753
Peace.

804
00:52:55,714 --> 00:52:58,507
An evil videotape
that kills people in seven days?

805
00:52:58,592 --> 00:53:00,634
Alien forces threatening the world?

806
00:53:00,719 --> 00:53:02,469
And who in the hell is this Cindy Campbell?

807
00:53:02,554 --> 00:53:05,264
lf what she says is true,
we're facing an unprecedented crisis.

808
00:53:05,348 --> 00:53:07,683
-Get me the President.
-You are the President.

809
00:53:07,767 --> 00:53:11,353
Good. Then l already know about this.
Let's order lunch.

810
00:53:11,438 --> 00:53:13,981
Sir, l think you need to go on TV

811
00:53:14,065 --> 00:53:17,693
and convince the people
that there is no such thing as a UFO.

812
00:53:17,777 --> 00:53:19,612
Don't spell in front of me, damn it.

813
00:53:20,447 --> 00:53:23,365
Aliens, sir. There's no such thing as aliens.

814
00:53:23,450 --> 00:53:25,201
-That's not quite true.
-Sir?

815
00:53:25,285 --> 00:53:28,329
A year ago, a UFO crash-landed
in New Mexico.

816
00:53:28,622 --> 00:53:31,373
-A body may have been recovered.
-"May have been"?

817
00:53:31,458 --> 00:53:34,293
Well, there was a terrible mix-up.

818
00:53:34,377 --> 00:53:38,714
lt was Thanksgiving.
The body was sent down to the kitchen.

819
00:53:38,798 --> 00:53:42,635
They shoved stuffing up its ass,
and we ate it at a state dinner.

820
00:53:42,719 --> 00:53:44,178
That's the last l saw of it.

821
00:53:44,262 --> 00:53:47,848
No, scratch that. There were
some sandwiches made the next day.

822
00:53:47,933 --> 00:53:50,559
-Mr. President! Listen to me carefully.
-Agent Thompson!

823
00:53:50,644 --> 00:53:51,936
Back away from that window!

824
00:53:52,395 --> 00:53:54,813
What? Did l forget
to put my pants on again?

825
00:53:54,898 --> 00:53:58,567
No, sir. lt's just a feeling l've been
having since the news about the aliens.

826
00:53:58,652 --> 00:54:00,736
-Something's not right.
-l know what you mean.

827
00:54:00,820 --> 00:54:03,864
Like that feeling
that something's not right.

828
00:54:05,116 --> 00:54:07,243
What is it?

829
00:54:07,327 --> 00:54:09,161
Some old Tupac, sir.

830
00:54:11,498 --> 00:54:15,918
All Eyez on Me. Hey, this shit is banging.

831
00:54:16,002 --> 00:54:18,379
Thank you, sir. l appreciate it.

832
00:55:32,579 --> 00:55:34,038
Hello, Cindy.

833
00:55:37,083 --> 00:55:41,295
l am the Architect.
You have many questions.

834
00:55:43,757 --> 00:55:45,883
l've been watching you for a very long time.

835
00:55:48,261 --> 00:55:49,511
So l see.

836
00:55:49,888 --> 00:55:52,598
But what is the connection between
the crop circles and the videotape?

837
00:55:52,682 --> 00:55:56,143
The answer is simple.
You are the eventuality of an anomaly.

838
00:55:56,227 --> 00:55:58,812
You are inexorably seeking
a sedulant probability.

839
00:55:58,897 --> 00:56:01,690
-"Sedulant"?
-Grotesquery? No?

840
00:56:01,775 --> 00:56:04,985
What about "contingent affirmation"?
That's got to mean something.

841
00:56:05,070 --> 00:56:09,782
Hey! Hey! You put cameras in my bathroom?

842
00:56:11,284 --> 00:56:13,619
l can't... What is this?

843
00:56:13,703 --> 00:56:16,997
Oh, my God. Well, it was a long winter. l...

844
00:56:17,082 --> 00:56:19,750
-This is an invasion of...
-Sorry.

845
00:56:19,834 --> 00:56:22,669
l can't help it. lt's very lonely in here.

846
00:56:22,754 --> 00:56:25,839
Ergo, l haven't been with anyone
in a very long time,

847
00:56:25,924 --> 00:56:29,510
not counting myself, or this chair.

848
00:56:30,220 --> 00:56:33,639
l call her... Linda.

849
00:56:34,099 --> 00:56:36,225
Could you just cut to the chase?
l'm kind of in a rush.

850
00:56:36,309 --> 00:56:38,560
Why? You can always
sleep over if you want.

851
00:56:38,645 --> 00:56:40,729
Linda's built for two, and she vibrates.

852
00:56:40,814 --> 00:56:44,149
Stop it! Just tell me what l need to know!
Who is that little girl?

853
00:56:44,234 --> 00:56:45,651
Okay, okay!

854
00:56:48,154 --> 00:56:51,532
My wife and l wanted a child,
but she couldn't get pregnant.

855
00:56:51,616 --> 00:56:54,576
-Neither could l.
-So you adopted?

856
00:56:54,661 --> 00:56:57,162
We loved our daughter, but she was evil.

857
00:56:57,288 --> 00:57:01,875
Made the horses crazy, killed our puppies,
hid the remote, really sick shit.

858
00:57:02,168 --> 00:57:05,003
My wife took her to the old family farm
and drowned her in the well.

859
00:57:06,005 --> 00:57:08,590
l felt a simple time-out
would've been sufficient.

860
00:57:09,300 --> 00:57:12,261
But Tabitha imprinted her evil
on a videotape.

861
00:57:13,012 --> 00:57:16,098
-l never meant for it to get out, but...
-But what?

862
00:57:16,683 --> 00:57:19,268
l put it in the wrong box
and returned it to Blockbuster,

863
00:57:19,352 --> 00:57:21,437
instead of my copy of Pootie Tang.

864
00:57:21,521 --> 00:57:24,273
And it's been circulating
and killing ever since.

865
00:57:24,357 --> 00:57:26,150
Just like Pootie Tang.

866
00:57:27,360 --> 00:57:30,112
-But what does this have to do with aliens?
-l don't know.

867
00:57:30,196 --> 00:57:33,073
Perhaps Tabitha's summoning them
to kill us all.

868
00:57:33,158 --> 00:57:36,952
An alien invasion? l have to warn the world.

869
00:57:37,036 --> 00:57:39,496
lt's already begun. You're too late.

870
00:57:40,206 --> 00:57:41,748
Oh, my God.

871
00:57:42,083 --> 00:57:44,334
But not too late to make an old man happy.

872
00:57:46,045 --> 00:57:48,088
What? What?

873
00:57:48,173 --> 00:57:50,966
And now, reports of Iights in the sky.

874
00:57:51,050 --> 00:57:53,385
Glimpses of spacecraft.

875
00:57:53,470 --> 00:57:57,431
PossibIe aIien sightings
being reported aII over the world.

876
00:57:57,515 --> 00:57:58,932
Are they aIiens?

877
00:57:59,017 --> 00:58:01,477
The first video images are coming in.

878
00:58:01,561 --> 00:58:05,105
Disturbing home video tonight
from a ranch outside Sydney, Australia.

879
00:58:05,732 --> 00:58:08,150
Watch very carefuIIy now.

880
00:58:08,234 --> 00:58:10,569
There. There it is. Let's see that again.

881
00:58:12,197 --> 00:58:13,780
Very, very disturbing.

882
00:58:14,324 --> 00:58:16,575
And this just in from São Paulo, Brazil.

883
00:58:19,746 --> 00:58:20,913
Let's see that again.

884
00:58:26,586 --> 00:58:29,254
Very, very disturbing.

885
00:58:30,048 --> 00:58:32,716
And this just in from south Texas.

886
00:58:37,055 --> 00:58:40,265
Do they pose a threat?
Only one thing's for certain.

887
00:58:40,350 --> 00:58:43,310
We are aII going to be kiIIed.

888
00:58:43,394 --> 00:58:44,978
We have to board up the house.

889
00:58:45,939 --> 00:58:47,523
Are you sure this is necessary, WiIson?

890
00:58:47,607 --> 00:58:49,775
Having an awards ceremony
at a time like this?

891
00:58:49,859 --> 00:58:52,986
Yes, sir.
Everything must appear business as usual.

892
00:58:53,071 --> 00:58:55,864
The nation, while not yet panicked,
is deeply disturbed.

893
00:58:55,949 --> 00:58:57,533
Right. Good, let's see
if we can steer that course,

894
00:58:57,617 --> 00:59:00,953
keeping everybody deeply disturbed.
We don't want a panic.

895
00:59:01,037 --> 00:59:03,539
Very few presidents
have faced a crisis like this.

896
00:59:03,623 --> 00:59:06,542
l wonder what President Ford
would've done.

897
00:59:06,626 --> 00:59:10,379
Well, if the buck stops here,
the buck stops here.

898
00:59:12,840 --> 00:59:15,509
Thank you, all,
and welcome to the White House.

899
00:59:15,593 --> 00:59:19,555
The Mother Teresa Awards recognize those

900
00:59:19,639 --> 00:59:22,641
who have overcome the severest
handicaps and disadvantages

901
00:59:22,725 --> 00:59:24,977
to help others in their communities.

902
00:59:25,061 --> 00:59:28,230
The young, the old, black and white.

903
00:59:28,314 --> 00:59:31,191
Our Native-American friends.
Hey, how are you?

904
00:59:31,276 --> 00:59:34,987
Hey, how are you? Hey, how are you?
Hey, how are you?

905
00:59:36,155 --> 00:59:38,490
Well, it is therefore my honor

906
00:59:38,575 --> 00:59:43,287
to present each and every one
of you with this symbol of merit.

907
00:59:48,626 --> 00:59:50,752
The room is secure, Mr. President.

908
00:59:50,837 --> 00:59:52,671
-Or is it?
-Sir?

909
00:59:52,755 --> 00:59:54,214
l've been thinking, Thompson.

910
00:59:54,674 --> 00:59:56,758
What if the aliens could
take over human bodies?

911
00:59:56,843 --> 00:59:59,553
They'd look just like us, or almost.

912
00:59:59,637 --> 01:00:01,263
l never thought of that, sir.

913
01:00:01,347 --> 01:00:03,307
We should be on alert
for anything suspicious.

914
01:00:03,850 --> 01:00:07,311
-They could be anywhere, even...
-Right here.

915
01:00:07,812 --> 01:00:10,439
My God. We'd never see the attack coming.

916
01:00:10,523 --> 01:00:13,066
-lt's frightening, sir!
-Don't panic.

917
01:00:13,943 --> 01:00:17,446
We'll just move slowly toward the exit.

918
01:00:18,615 --> 01:00:21,283
At last we meet, Mr. President.

919
01:00:21,367 --> 01:00:24,578
lt's happening. l knew it!
You'll never take me alive!

920
01:00:26,289 --> 01:00:27,748
She's scrambling my brain!

921
01:00:27,832 --> 01:00:29,124
l'll get her!

922
01:00:32,211 --> 01:00:34,921
No, you don't! Not on my watch!

923
01:00:35,006 --> 01:00:36,798
Good work, sir!

924
01:00:38,384 --> 01:00:40,761
Good God! The small ones have metal teeth!

925
01:00:40,845 --> 01:00:43,305
Jerry's Kids, my ass!

926
01:00:44,891 --> 01:00:48,894
Mr. President! Mr. President,
have you gone completely insane?

927
01:00:49,312 --> 01:00:50,479
Like a fox.

928
01:00:50,772 --> 01:00:53,982
We gotta talk to the one person
who saw this coming, Cindy Campbell.

929
01:00:54,067 --> 01:00:57,861
She knows how to defeat the aliens,
these filthy, rotten scum!

930
01:00:58,571 --> 01:01:01,114
You hideous creature! Get off my planet!

931
01:01:01,199 --> 01:01:02,449
No!

932
01:01:02,533 --> 01:01:05,118
-Mr. President, is everything all right?
-The exits are all blocked.

933
01:01:05,203 --> 01:01:06,662
l'll find one, sir.

934
01:01:06,746 --> 01:01:08,872
Everybody, clear!

935
01:01:11,042 --> 01:01:14,002
This way, sir! God, this is exciting!

936
01:01:14,087 --> 01:01:16,838
You're excited? You should feel my nipples.

937
01:01:17,340 --> 01:01:19,758
Cody? Cody?

938
01:01:20,593 --> 01:01:23,178
Cody, where are you? Honey?

939
01:01:23,262 --> 01:01:25,514
After today's incident in the East Room,

940
01:01:25,598 --> 01:01:28,100
the White House is now advising aII citizens

941
01:01:28,184 --> 01:01:31,937
to board up their homes
and prepare for an aIien invasion.

942
01:01:32,397 --> 01:01:33,897
Oh, no.

943
01:01:33,981 --> 01:01:36,525
And now, a News 8 exclusive,

944
01:01:36,609 --> 01:01:38,860
the kiIIer videotape
you've been hearing about.

945
01:01:38,945 --> 01:01:40,487
-No...
-We're the onIy station that has it,

946
01:01:40,571 --> 01:01:44,241
and we're showing it aII night. Very exciting.
Let's roII it again.

947
01:01:48,705 --> 01:01:50,372
There. Nobody's getting through
that sucker.

948
01:01:50,456 --> 01:01:54,000
That's great, George,
but we have to get down to the cellar.

949
01:01:55,044 --> 01:01:56,878
-George.
-Cindy.

950
01:01:56,963 --> 01:01:58,672
There's no time. Get down to the cellar.

951
01:01:58,756 --> 01:02:00,132
-Cody! Thank God!
-Aunt Cindy!

952
01:02:00,216 --> 01:02:03,427
-l've been worried sick about you.
-He just showed up about an hour ago.

953
01:02:03,511 --> 01:02:05,512
-l tried to call.
-No, he didn't.

954
01:02:06,389 --> 01:02:09,599
-Okay, but l was gonna.
-No, he wasn't.

955
01:02:10,435 --> 01:02:13,019
Look, Cody, the point is
you can't just run away like that.

956
01:02:13,980 --> 01:02:15,564
l wanted to be with George.

957
01:02:15,648 --> 01:02:18,567
Honey, l know you want a dad, but...

958
01:02:18,651 --> 01:02:22,988
Trust me, Cody, l'm not good at anything.
Why would l be good at that?

959
01:02:23,072 --> 01:02:24,573
Uncle George!

960
01:02:38,004 --> 01:02:39,629
lt's gonna be okay, Cody.

961
01:02:40,339 --> 01:02:41,840
l'm going to die, aren't l?

962
01:02:42,925 --> 01:02:47,053
Cody, did l ever tell you what your mom
said about you the day you were born?

963
01:02:47,805 --> 01:02:48,847
No.

964
01:02:49,098 --> 01:02:53,143
l was in the delivery room with her.
She was having a hard time.

965
01:02:53,227 --> 01:02:54,811
Then you began to come out of her.

966
01:02:55,980 --> 01:02:58,231
And your mom screamed
and screamed in pain.

967
01:02:58,316 --> 01:03:01,735
She yelled, "Just kill me.
Bludgeon me with a bedpan.

968
01:03:01,819 --> 01:03:04,613
"Whatever you do, put me out of this pain."

969
01:03:04,697 --> 01:03:06,907
She was gushing torrents of blood.

970
01:03:06,991 --> 01:03:08,867
l have this all on tape
if you wanna see it someday.

971
01:03:09,702 --> 01:03:11,369
Well, finally you came out.

972
01:03:11,788 --> 01:03:13,580
Your mom cut your umbilical cord herself.

973
01:03:14,624 --> 01:03:16,583
Well, on the second try.

974
01:03:17,335 --> 01:03:19,336
The first time,
she snipped your penis in half.

975
01:03:20,338 --> 01:03:23,423
After all, she was drunk. Actually, drugged.

976
01:03:23,508 --> 01:03:26,134
We'd been out the night before,
celebrating Saint Patrick's Day,

977
01:03:26,219 --> 01:03:28,637
and she thought,
"Hey, l never tasted crystal meth."

978
01:03:28,721 --> 01:03:29,846
So she did just a little.

979
01:03:30,723 --> 01:03:32,808
-My penis?
-Yes.

980
01:03:33,100 --> 01:03:34,476
They sewed it on upside-down.

981
01:03:35,478 --> 01:03:38,814
-So that's why l pee up?
-Yes. We'll get it fixed, honey.

982
01:03:38,898 --> 01:03:41,733
lt's on my list of things.
Right after we get TiVo.

983
01:03:41,818 --> 01:03:43,610
Anyway, there you were.

984
01:03:43,694 --> 01:03:48,490
And your mom turned to me, and she said
"Hey, you want him? Take him."

985
01:03:48,574 --> 01:03:52,661
Then she died. And l took you.
Do you know why?

986
01:03:53,913 --> 01:03:57,457
l had just lost my cat in a fire,
and l needed something to pet and feed.

987
01:03:58,000 --> 01:03:59,918
And l miss that cat, Cody.

988
01:04:00,586 --> 01:04:04,339
But l love you,
and nothing's ever gonna change that,

989
01:04:04,423 --> 01:04:07,008
not even the very painful death
we're about to experience.

990
01:04:07,093 --> 01:04:08,593
George! George.

991
01:04:17,061 --> 01:04:19,521
-Are they gone?
-l don't hear anything.

992
01:04:27,238 --> 01:04:30,198
-Don't worry, Sue. lt'll be all right.
-lt was Uncle George.

993
01:04:30,283 --> 01:04:32,367
Well, it's scary.

994
01:04:33,786 --> 01:04:36,204
Good work, Sue.

995
01:04:36,289 --> 01:04:39,916
l don't know what stupid, idiotic thing
made these lights go off.

996
01:04:40,751 --> 01:04:42,961
All right, there's some spare fuses
in the crawlspace.

997
01:04:43,045 --> 01:04:44,629
lf l can get to them,
l can get these lights back on.

998
01:04:46,090 --> 01:04:48,550
Quick, George, grab that railroad tie.

999
01:04:48,634 --> 01:04:50,260
Jam it against the door.

1000
01:04:52,471 --> 01:04:54,306
My balls!

1001
01:04:55,224 --> 01:04:58,226
Not those! Jesus!

1002
01:04:58,311 --> 01:05:00,061
No!

1003
01:05:00,605 --> 01:05:02,981
Uncle George! l'm scared!

1004
01:05:03,065 --> 01:05:05,108
Sweetie, come here. lt's okay.

1005
01:05:07,612 --> 01:05:09,905
There's something
on the other side of the door.

1006
01:05:24,128 --> 01:05:25,337
l can't see anything.

1007
01:05:41,854 --> 01:05:43,021
Oh, my God.

1008
01:05:43,105 --> 01:05:44,439
Can you see them? What are they doing?

1009
01:05:44,523 --> 01:05:48,443
They're horrible.
They're grayish with big black eyes.

1010
01:05:48,527 --> 01:05:50,278
Their teeth are grotesque.

1011
01:05:52,531 --> 01:05:54,658
-l think they're giggling.
-What?

1012
01:05:56,118 --> 01:05:57,160
Oh, no.

1013
01:05:58,496 --> 01:05:59,537
Oh, no, l think...

1014
01:06:01,457 --> 01:06:03,041
l think they wanna eat me.

1015
01:06:07,046 --> 01:06:09,631
-Help!
-Cody! Oh, my God!

1016
01:06:09,715 --> 01:06:12,133
George. Swing away, George.

1017
01:06:12,885 --> 01:06:15,929
-l'm coming, Cody. l'll save you.
-Aunt Cindy, help!

1018
01:06:16,013 --> 01:06:17,055
Die!

1019
01:06:20,726 --> 01:06:23,311
Die! You damn aliens, let him go!

1020
01:06:23,396 --> 01:06:25,230
You're not getting in here!

1021
01:06:25,314 --> 01:06:27,065
-What else you got? Bring it!
-George...

1022
01:06:27,566 --> 01:06:29,067
There! Had enough?

1023
01:06:30,236 --> 01:06:31,903
Forget it, Cody. Thank me later.

1024
01:06:31,988 --> 01:06:34,990
Cody. Thank God. Come on.

1025
01:06:35,074 --> 01:06:37,242
-Daddy! Daddy!
-Sue!

1026
01:06:41,580 --> 01:06:43,832
Mahalik, what are you doing here?

1027
01:06:43,916 --> 01:06:45,792
Hey, man, l told you the 'hood's
always got your back.

1028
01:06:45,876 --> 01:06:48,003
Thank God. There's two of them at the door.

1029
01:06:48,087 --> 01:06:50,088
-What?
-They're gone.

1030
01:06:51,507 --> 01:06:54,926
Good. They couldn't get in.
l hear they can't open doors.

1031
01:06:55,219 --> 01:06:58,680
They mastered space flight, but they
can't get through a wooden door?

1032
01:06:58,764 --> 01:07:00,932
Look, the cellar's the safest place.

1033
01:07:01,017 --> 01:07:02,684
l say all the women and children stay here.

1034
01:07:03,602 --> 01:07:06,187
All right, and the men,
we go outside and fight.

1035
01:07:06,272 --> 01:07:08,773
Right. And what's
the cut-off age for children?

1036
01:07:08,858 --> 01:07:10,608
Come on, come on.

1037
01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:27,584
Follow me.

1038
01:07:41,057 --> 01:07:43,016
l'm sorry. l thought l was hitting the brake.

1039
01:07:43,976 --> 01:07:46,144
Now, we don't have to go
through insurance, do we?

1040
01:07:47,063 --> 01:07:49,189
Mr. President, what are you doing here?

1041
01:07:49,273 --> 01:07:50,565
l'm looking for Cindy Campbell.

1042
01:07:50,649 --> 01:07:52,567
She may hold the key
to defeating the aliens.

1043
01:07:53,402 --> 01:07:56,654
Good. The Air Force is here
with those new round planes.

1044
01:07:58,616 --> 01:08:00,825
We don't have round planes, sir.

1045
01:08:01,410 --> 01:08:04,496
Oh, my God.

1046
01:08:04,622 --> 01:08:06,581
Wait. Do you hear that?

1047
01:08:17,760 --> 01:08:19,552
-Yo, what's up, George?
-CJ!

1048
01:08:19,637 --> 01:08:21,596
l told you, the 'hood always got your back.

1049
01:08:21,680 --> 01:08:24,933
And l got the boys with me.
Get out the car, man.

1050
01:08:25,017 --> 01:08:27,435
-Yo, who we gonna shoot?
-Y'all ready to go step?

1051
01:08:27,520 --> 01:08:29,854
Well, let's go do this,
'cause l'm hyped right now, B!

1052
01:08:29,939 --> 01:08:32,107
-l'm real hyped!
-You stepped on my shoe, bitch!

1053
01:08:32,191 --> 01:08:35,110
Call me another bitch again,
and l'll park your truck dead in your ass.

1054
01:08:35,194 --> 01:08:37,153
-Calm down, man.
-Damn, homey!

1055
01:08:37,238 --> 01:08:38,571
-ln the cornfield.
-They're coming!

1056
01:08:38,656 --> 01:08:39,697
Hey, look, don't even worry about that.

1057
01:08:39,782 --> 01:08:41,616
Me and my boys here, we gonna
go ahead and take care of this.

1058
01:08:41,700 --> 01:08:42,784
Hey, yo, come on, let's start it!

1059
01:08:42,868 --> 01:08:45,370
lf l was you, son, l'd bust this shit right now.

1060
01:08:45,454 --> 01:08:47,205
-Your mama!
-l got your number, too, homey.

1061
01:08:47,289 --> 01:08:48,289
Hey! We over here, y'all!

1062
01:08:48,374 --> 01:08:50,792
He ain't gonna bust nothing.
l got nuts bigger than him, ya heard?

1063
01:08:50,876 --> 01:08:53,753
Percival, you country-ass,
maple-syrup nigger.

1064
01:08:53,838 --> 01:08:56,506
Y'all want some biscuits?
You want some biscuits?

1065
01:08:58,676 --> 01:09:00,176
Get down! Get down!

1066
01:09:08,644 --> 01:09:10,645
l can't believe what l just saw.

1067
01:09:10,729 --> 01:09:14,899
These men died for their country.
Send flowers to their bitches and hos.

1068
01:09:20,197 --> 01:09:22,240
l can't break free!

1069
01:09:22,366 --> 01:09:25,410
Think! They must have
some kind of weakness.

1070
01:09:30,583 --> 01:09:31,833
l found it!

1071
01:09:31,917 --> 01:09:35,837
-Without their heads, they're powerless!
-Please, no. We mean you no harm.

1072
01:09:36,088 --> 01:09:38,840
We traveled to your planet
to find an evil little girl.

1073
01:09:39,175 --> 01:09:42,302
We must destroy her before seven days.

1074
01:09:42,386 --> 01:09:44,721
You mean you watched the videotape?

1075
01:09:44,889 --> 01:09:47,307
Our satellite picked up
what we thought was Pootie Tang.

1076
01:09:47,391 --> 01:09:49,017
That was a week ago.

1077
01:09:49,101 --> 01:09:53,980
And now our entire race will die
unless the girl is destroyed.

1078
01:09:55,482 --> 01:09:58,193
-See? They are peaceful.
-Well, if they're so peaceful, man,

1079
01:09:58,277 --> 01:10:00,445
why were they choking us
a few minutes ago?

1080
01:10:00,529 --> 01:10:02,488
That's how we say hello.

1081
01:10:03,240 --> 01:10:04,991
Hello! Nice to see you.

1082
01:10:05,075 --> 01:10:06,618
-Hello, hello.
-Hello, hello.

1083
01:10:06,702 --> 01:10:08,703
Well, how do you guys say goodbye?

1084
01:10:11,207 --> 01:10:12,540
l had to ask.

1085
01:10:12,625 --> 01:10:16,294
lf you think that's strange,
you should see how we pee.

1086
01:10:23,886 --> 01:10:26,638
So we're not so different after all.

1087
01:10:29,683 --> 01:10:34,062
There's something about this place.
lt's like l've seen it before.

1088
01:10:36,273 --> 01:10:37,315
Oh, my God.

1089
01:10:41,654 --> 01:10:45,490
This used to be their farm.
She died right here.

1090
01:11:00,089 --> 01:11:02,632
There's something down there.

1091
01:11:26,031 --> 01:11:27,949
-Push back. Follow through.
-Hey.

1092
01:11:28,033 --> 01:11:30,368
-Follow through.
-Yeah. You got it.

1093
01:11:30,452 --> 01:11:34,622
Just look at this.
Human beings and aliens working together.

1094
01:11:34,707 --> 01:11:37,667
We're all just one big galactic family.

1095
01:11:38,460 --> 01:11:42,297
Family. That's just what
l've been running away from.

1096
01:11:42,381 --> 01:11:45,216
Well, that's because you're an idiot.

1097
01:11:55,519 --> 01:11:57,812
This is it.

1098
01:11:57,896 --> 01:12:01,149
My wife took her to the oId famiIy farm
and drowned her in the well.

1099
01:12:05,362 --> 01:12:09,240
The little girl. She's frightened of the well.

1100
01:12:29,803 --> 01:12:31,137
Cindy!

1101
01:13:08,967 --> 01:13:11,427
Time to go back down the well, bitch.

1102
01:13:14,056 --> 01:13:16,933
-Cindy!
-No. Don't hurt him!

1103
01:13:18,602 --> 01:13:21,145
Cindy, you have to come outside.
The aliens aren't invading...

1104
01:13:23,482 --> 01:13:25,108
Don't worry, Cody. l'll save you.

1105
01:13:25,859 --> 01:13:28,986
Wait! Wait. Don't do this.

1106
01:13:29,071 --> 01:13:31,280
You don't have to be evil.

1107
01:13:32,574 --> 01:13:35,326
l know what happened to you, Tabitha.

1108
01:13:37,621 --> 01:13:40,164
l know what your mom did. That was wrong.

1109
01:13:40,249 --> 01:13:43,251
You were just a little girl.
And you're still that little girl,

1110
01:13:43,335 --> 01:13:47,922
just a lot more corpsy
and with really bad teeth.

1111
01:13:48,590 --> 01:13:52,677
But maybe all you need is a mother.

1112
01:13:56,432 --> 01:13:57,473
And a father.

1113
01:14:11,029 --> 01:14:13,614
-We could be...
-A family.

1114
01:14:18,871 --> 01:14:20,746
Thank you all.

1115
01:14:20,831 --> 01:14:24,292
Your love has broken the curse
and freed my soul.

1116
01:14:24,376 --> 01:14:27,628
-l'll never have to kill again.
-Really?

1117
01:14:27,921 --> 01:14:31,382
Nah! l'm just screwing with you!

1118
01:14:34,052 --> 01:14:37,388
l just want to tell you both good luck.
We're all counting on you.

1119
01:14:46,857 --> 01:14:48,858
Now it's over.

1120
01:14:49,860 --> 01:14:52,778
No, no, it's okay. He's our friend.

1121
01:14:52,863 --> 01:14:56,616
Thank you for saving our species.
Now we must return to our home planet.

1122
01:14:56,700 --> 01:14:57,992
Goodbye, then.

1123
01:14:59,077 --> 01:15:00,578
Goodbye.

1124
01:15:19,765 --> 01:15:21,974
Hey, congratulations, George!

1125
01:15:22,059 --> 01:15:24,101
You know the 'hood always got your back.

1126
01:15:24,186 --> 01:15:26,270
Yeah, yeah! Come on!

1127
01:15:31,401 --> 01:15:32,610
-Bye!
-Thank you.

1128
01:15:48,460 --> 01:15:53,381
George, l'm so happy. Finally we're a family.

1129
01:15:53,465 --> 01:15:55,967
Yeah. You, me, and...

1130
01:15:56,718 --> 01:15:57,760
-Damn!
-Damn!

1131
01:15:59,221 --> 01:16:01,305
Cindy! George! Wait!




